Impossible Things Before Breakfast

Hey, the name's Alex, and this blog is basically what my brain looks like. (Try not to get lost.) Dreamers Dreaming
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❝We can’t jump off bridges anymore because our iPhones will get ruined. We can’t take skinny dips in the ocean, because there’s no service on the beach and adventures aren’t real unless they’re on Instagram. Technology has doomed the spontaneity of adventure and we’re helping destroy it every time we Google, check-in, and hashtag.❞
-Jeremy Glass, We Can’t Get Lost Anymore (via wendesgray)

Hilary Clinton pant-suit rainbow.

YES.

Hilary Clinton pant-suit rainbow.

YES.

The Political Notebook: Re: the California rape case... →

thepoliticalnotebook:

There’s been a lot of horrified buzz on the internet this morning (and very rightfully so) about a California court overturning the conviction of one Julio Morales, who had sex with a woman while she was asleep. She woke up and initially thought he was her boyfriend before realizing he was…

colonelunicorn:

One Christmas I received a calendar from my sister of awkwardly close RDJ headshots. I hung it up for a bit, but it was uncomfortable and weird. The perfect gift. After the year, I always saved it. “There must be a use for these Robert Downey Jr. faces” I would say. “Don’t throw this away.”
I was right.

colonelunicorn:

One Christmas I received a calendar from my sister of awkwardly close RDJ headshots. I hung it up for a bit, but it was uncomfortable and weird. The perfect gift. After the year, I always saved it. “There must be a use for these Robert Downey Jr. faces” I would say. “Don’t throw this away.”

I was right.

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Ugh.

Ugh.

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flawlesstrueperfection:

he’ll say “are you married?” we’ll say “wow those are pretty invasive questions for a snowman”

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What.

What.

Mean Girls + The Government = Perfect.

Mean Girls + The Government = Perfect.

This is what perfection looks like.

This is what perfection looks like.