Impossible Things Before Breakfast
There’s been a lot of horrified buzz on the internet this morning (and very rightfully so) about a California court overturning the conviction of one Julio Morales, who had sex with a woman while she was asleep. She woke up and initially thought he was her boyfriend before realizing he was…
One Christmas I received a calendar from my sister of awkwardly close RDJ headshots. I hung it up for a bit, but it was uncomfortable and weird. The perfect gift. After the year, I always saved it. “There must be a use for these Robert Downey Jr. faces” I would say. “Don’t throw this away.”
I was right.
he’ll say “are you married?” we’ll say “wow those are pretty invasive questions for a snowman”
Mean Girls + The Government = Perfect.